Age of the Minion

The final battle of Good and Evil is coming, and you can play one of three characters: the Dark Lord, his minion goblin Groynwald Coingrabber, or the Kind Princess who leads the army of Good. Your choices contribute to the Light-Darkness meter that will determine which side wins, and some choices grant you magical orbs that can take you back in time.

The story flowchart (clickable)

The script excerpt

Here we are, on the verge of the final battle between Good and Evil. The Dark Lord and the Kind Princess are to clash their armies and determine the world’s destiny.

There’s also the third side.

The Dark Lord’s minion, a goblin named Groynwald Coingrabber.

No matter how insignificant he thinks he is, he’ll play a major role in the battle.

Which path will you take?

The path of…

  1. Dark Lord
  2. Groynwald Coingrabber
  3. Kind Princess

 

Dark Lord’s route

[DL] Ready yourselves, minions! The final battle is about to start. The pathetic army of the “Kind” Princess will be defeated!

[DL] The Princess, I am told, didn’t even lead her soldiers.

[DL] You, minions, will collect the armor, gold, and precious metals from her fallen warriors. Kill the wounded, take no prisoners!

[G] But this is not fair!

[DL] Who said this? Who dares to disobey me, the Dark Lord, the Messenger of Eternal Night?!

 

What do I do?

  1. Burn everyone to ashes!

If choice 1 then:

I brandish my trident, ready to say the Deadly Word.

[Snake] Wait, my lord! You’ll need them to get the loot.

[DL] Hmm. You are right as always, my queen.

This choice grants you 1 Magical Orb. If things go wrong, you’ll know how to use it.

  1. Glare at them.

If choice 2 then:

The minions cower and everyone points at the small goblin in the back row.

All subsets pick up here.

 

[DL] You, in the back! What was that sound?

[G] Killing the ones who can’t defend themselves is evil.

[DL] Bwahaha! Exactly! This is why I am the Dark Lord, in the name of Darkness and Eternal Gloom.

[G] But… You will be defeated.

 

What do I do to this little traitor?

  1. Set him straight. Darkness+1

If choice 1 then:

[DL] What?!

[G] Nothing, sir.

[DL] I’ll have you tortured after the battle.

  1. Execute him. Light+1

If choice 2 then:

[DL] Get the traitor, my queen.

The snake slides down my trident and launches at the minion.

  1. Ignore him.

This choice grants you 1 Magical Orb. If things go wrong, you’ll know how to use it.

All subsets pick up here.